Friday, August 16, 2013

FFF- The Watcher- 8/16

Word Length = 200
Required Word = Obligation
Forbidden Words = Payment, Prediliction, Prostitution
Extra Credit = Make it personal
Bonus Words = 25 extra for explaining the tuxedos, 25 more if this isn't about the money


Darren stood at the altar holding the bouquet his errant bride-to-be thrust into his hands before running away.  Alex tapped him on the back , whispering, "you knew she never got over Kevin, bro.  Sorry.  Let's go take advantage of the open bar her Daddy paid for."

He sat there glumly accepting the kind words of sympathy.  It was apparently obvious to everyone but him, Kelly still loved Kevin.  The gifts, house, new car didn't matter!  The bitch!  He reached for the bottle.

The guys gathered at the bar eyed their friend.  "We gotta do something. It's our obligation as groomsmen!"  Scanning the room he spotted the lone and hottest bridesmaid looking wistfully the groom's way.  Suddenly it all clicked into place!

Massive amounts of tequila later, clothes shed & crazy, grinding moving on tha dance floor!  Flash of images in elevator- mirrored walls, her on knees, pants down, dress hiked!  Where's key? FUCK!   HURRY!  Shove into room at last!

Hmmm.she's naked finally! So, so beautiful!  I move my hands to buckle, hardness straining for release but OMG wait.. WHAT...why's she going for him..WTF?  Goddamn it!  Jilted he sat forlornly staring off into distance..wondering.

Go see Advizor if you want to play along!  Happy Friday, peeps!


  1. Oh, poor Darren just can't catch a break! Great story, Simplicity!

  2. Oh,Darren, I feel for you! Poor guy!

  3. Darren... always a bridesmaid and never a bride. ;)

  4. noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, that poor guy!!! Twice in one day?

    What a drag.

    But what a wonderful story. Great job, loved it, laughed, and felt sorry for the guy.

  5. Wow - you really piled it on him! Both these women did him a favor! Great take! So fun FFFing with you!

  6. Poor little fella . . . feeling so bad for him, I'd probably be willing to help him out (laughing).

  7. Yeah typical guy all nice to she screws someone else and then out comes the passive aggressive! :)

    She must be a bitch because a hooker screws everyone, a bitch screws everyone but you! Now I'm being passive aggresive.