Thursday, October 31, 2013

Happy Halloween!

First thank you all for the nice comments and birthday wishes!  Halloween is probably my favorite "holiday".  When I was a kid, it was the Ultimate.  My birthday, Halloween and our school had our Halloween carnival.  I liked dressing up but I always hated those plastic masks with the rubberbands.  Of course now they don't have those anymore.  They really were creepy looking thinking back on it.  Well, I hope everyone has a nice night with all your little ghosts and goblins.  If you're going out partying, have fun and get home safe!  Here are a few tricks and treats!

Think they need lube?
I triple dog dare you to knock on that door!
Always be yourself.  Unless you can be Batman.  ALWAYS BE BATMAN!
Just a friendly little  
Hope you all have a very nice Halloween!

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

A New Leaf

Yesterday my mom and nephew took me out to lunch.  It was my birthday.  She brought me some balloons into the restaurant.  My nephew was very sweet and gave me my card and a big hug.  While we were waiting for our food, two young ladies came into the restaurant excited because they were unexpectedly out of work early.  They were young, in their 20s and they grabbed a booth on the opposite side of the restaurant.

We were sitting there enjoying our food when I heard a call from across the restaurant.  "Is it your birthday?" one of the young ladies asked and I replied we were celebrating mine and my nephew's birthday.  Our main dish was served when suddenly one of the ladies appeared at our table and handed my nephew and I a dollar.

What a sweet gesture.  I was extremely touched by this random act of kindness by a complete stranger.  It was just a dollar.  Not much of anything in this day.  But the thought behind it, made my day and possibly my whole year.  Lately I have done nothing but complain about my job, my living situation, my weight creeping up and lack of social life. These are all things I can control and change.

When our meal was done, my mom offered to take me shopping and we headed to the mall. I walked around a bit but wasn't feeling it (I not wanting to shop.  I love shopping!)  I went to a gas station to fill up and while paying, I impulsively bought a $1 lottery ticket.  Sure enough, I won $25!  Happy birthday to me!

Knowing I had to go to work but I didn't really have time to go home, I drove around a bit and passed a sign for our local reservoir which is near the office.  I pulled in and grabbed my phone to take some pics.  It was a beautiful, warm fall day.  As I walked around I thought about that dollar and the girl who gave it to me as I was looking at the gorgeous fall leaves around me.  I began writing this post in my head right then.  I could change my color too.  I could go from this rather bleak image:

To this colorful explosion

I will change my color.  I'm going to take control of the things I can change about myself. Stop whining and Just Do It!

Amazing what can happen from just a random act of kindness by a complete stranger. Next time I want to be that stranger.

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Checking In

Hi folks!  Just thought I would check in and see how it's going in the blogosphere.  Not much happening here.  Work, home, eat, sleep....and repeat.  Still job hunting.  I was not feeling well at all last week but seem to have recovered except for a lingering headache I can't seem to shake.

It is Big Sporting Event weekend here so there is a little excitement in town.  On Sunday the town's population will double if not more.  It is always a lot of fun to attend.  I am a people person and used to work in the hospitality suites.  I loved meeting people from all over the country and hearing their stories.  The tips weren't so bad either!

On other fronts, things seem to have slowed a bit.  I'm not seeing anyone and am worried my little sex blog is going to turn into a sports blog.  (Go Red Sox!)  My adventures with Rob
have necessarily slowed due to end of baseball season and fewer opportunities but we're still in touch and if anything comes up (heh!), I'm sure he'll let me know.  There always seem to be a couple new prospects out there but so far no one is making serious moves to get together...well maybe one.  :)

As far as the other night, it may have been a little exaggerated.  A couple of hot chats with some fine fellas and I was raring to go.  So that led to an extended play session with the vib and what seemed like a never-ending orgasm, followed by hot, erotic dreams and waking up in the middle of another one.  Well, let's just say it was a good night and would have been so much better if i'd had a man on hand so to speak.

Next week is Halloween and it is always one of my favorite times of the year.  I love the kids in costumes and the fun parties (although I'm probably not going to make any this year).  Plus Halloween is 2 days after my birthday so that always adds to the excitement!

Well that's what's been going on with me.  Hope everyone has a great Halloween!

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

All Smiles

I can't help it.  I'm just all smiles right now.  I feel so good.  Crazy!  And no one even touched me last night.  But it was one of the most erotic nights of my life.   I just can't explain it.

Friday, October 18, 2013

FFF-10/18- In the Year of the Cat

Required Phrase - "Follow the cat"
Word Limit - 225
Forbidden words - 
Pussy, Black, Halloween, Fear
Bonus Points - 
Keep the body count low (next week is different) 
Extra Words - 
Make the cat her cat.

The signal was getting stronger and she had to get there fast.  She ran quickly losing her shoes.  It had taken her all night to think where she had left Him.  How could she "lose" The Guardian?!  

"Idiot!"  She thought, berating herself.  But there had been so many.  Brian in Denver.  Samuel in San Francisco.  Shane in Dallas.  Enrique, Will and that tall guy Lee something in Miami.  Pablo in Cabo.  Raoul in Rio.  Josef in Tel Aviv.  And the list went on and  on.  No wonder she had forgot where she left Him.

The Guardian sat in the window enjoying the sunbeam that had fast become a real pleasure during his Earth visit.  He had heard the signal last night.  He sat patiently in the window waiting for her.  Spotting her he jumped down from the window sill.

"Hey buddy,"  he said.  "Want some milk?"  Heading to the kitchen, he stopped in his path when he heard the buzzer.  

Panting and trying to catch her breath, she waited to be buzzed in.  He answered quickly and she ran upstairs, the urgent sound of the signal growing louder.  She knocked on the door.  Keith opened it and gasped when he saw her.


"Hi Keith!  I'm sorry there's no time to explain!  I need to get my cat!"  Keith turned around and let her in.  

"Nicole, where have you been?  I never thought I would see you again."

"Oh Cyrus sweetie!  There you are!"  Scooping the cat in her arms, she turned to go.

Keith blocked her path.  "Not so fast.  Take your cat, but leave my sweater."  Shedding the sweater, she threw it at him and grabbed the cat and ran for the door.  

Placing The Guardian on the floor in the hallway.  He purred up at her and asked what she had learned while conducting the experiment.  

"Well sir I think it's safe to say the males here "Follow the on Earth as much as any other planet." 

I had 2 ideas this week but I was sick and just decided to combine them so they may seem kind of choppy.  The first thing that popped in my head when I saw the pic was the line in that Keith Urban song used above "Take your cat but leave my sweater."   I don't normally read science fiction but the required phrase made me think "Take me to your leader"  So that was my kind of crazy, fever dream take this week.  Have a nice weekend everybody.  

Sunday, October 13, 2013

Secret Weapons

So tonight is the big game.   Cowboys v. Redskins.  I'm bringing out the secret weapons.  lol.

Hail to the Redskins!

My Redskins bracelet & what I'm wearing tonite!

I'm realistic.  Figure we'll need all the weapons we can get!  Enjoy the game!  :)

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

What I Did During Gov't Shutdown

My company isn't completely shutdown (dammit) but I did have some down time.  So what's a slightly naughty girl to do with time on her hands.  Get on Tumblr, of course!  Now I have a page there but it tends to be more silly than sexy which is why I haven't shared it here.  But I might some day.  Here are some of my favorite silly things ive run across and maybe you can get a chuckle too.

I love this commercial!  I wonder if "boobiness"  has ever been spoken in an American commercial ever before?  Oh who cares..she's so fun, and sexy, and funny, and beautiful!

Co-ed naked Twister, anyone?

Why did I spend $40 on case w stand...oh yeah I don't have one of

She blew her own dick..that takes talent...or Photoshop!

And finally a pic of my own.  I took this the other week and it cracked me up.

I call it "Boobs with Feet"  

For some reason it made me think of these little guys...

Well there you have it...a little of what I spend doing on my time off.  Quite honestly this started off as my first drunk blog post.  I was a little tipsy last night and I got a chance to clean it up a little.  Whew!  Thank you Blogger for preview  Thank YOU vodka for headache this morning.  Happy Hump Day everybody!

Monday, October 7, 2013



I sit at home alone every night lately.  My friends are busy with their lives, kids, etc.  I understand.  They have lives...a life.  I don't lately.  I wake up, kill time for a few hours, shower and go to work.  By the time I get off from work, most people I know are in bed or at least at home for the they should be.

I used to have a life.  I could go out with my friends and have dinner and drinks, go to the local 1st Friday night concerts or just get away away on the weekends.  Even on occasion take a vacation.  But that all changed in June.  I got kicked off my team at work, put on 2nd shift and my weekends no longer fall on everyone else's weekend.  It sucks.

Oh I hear ya.  I would so love to quit and find another job.  Well, that might be easy if I didn't live in an area that's had the highest unemployment for DECADES in this state!  Well, then just move.  I would love to but right now I'm stuck.  I was almost there, I had just about saved enough money when Mr. Murphy came calling and put my car in the shop for 4 weeks!  That wasn't a cheap repair!  And the car isn't fixed, the transmission is slowly dying which means even if I wanted to find another job a little further away from home I don't trust that I have reliable transportation.

But I have a decision to make now.  I've been offered a new contract at work and it's a good  opportunity, lots more money...but what it comes down to is...I HATE the work.  I know what I should do and probably will do is just suck it up and do the job, work and save enough money and then just get out.  I guess I can stand a little unhappiness now for a chance at some good things later.

Forgive me, blogosphere.  This is just my little pity party and I'm sorry I invited you.  This little tempest in a teapot (thanks Sillyone for putting the "I'm A Little Teapot" song in my head)  will blowover very quickly.   I know this was a very difficult weekend for some of my blog friends and my heart goes out to you.

Rainy days and Mondays always get me down...rainy Mondays are even worse.  Think I'm going back to bed.

Thursday, October 3, 2013

FFF- 10/4-All Tucked In

Word Limit - 175
Required Word - Insistence/Insistent
Forbidden words - Bird, Bed, Beg, Big, Begin, Beguine, Bedouin
Extra Credit - Put them on vacation
Bonus Words - 25 extra if they are on their honeymoon

Don't get left out!  Advizor will let you play along!   

Kate opened the door and fell into the room with relief.  She walked over to the bed and collapsed on the edge throwing an arm over her face in dramatic fashion.  Mark caught the act out of the corner of his eye and went and sat next to her.  Bewildered he gathered her into his arms.

"What"s wrong, honey?"

She raised up and stared at him incredulously. " We were supposed to be Fred & Ginger, Barack & Michelle at the Inaugural, Etta James.. At Last...<sigh>"

"I thought our 1st dance was perfect!"   he replied confused.,,but insistent

Remembering now he became aware of his phone going off repeatedly as they danced.  He silently reached for it and oh yeah..he got it then..her "something blue" panties were vividly on display...the voluminous skirt tucked ridiculously high into her folds!!  hurriedly he tried to untuck the billowing dress from her lingerie.  But it was too late,   Everyone had seen her "ass"ets on this the most precious of days!

Much later she crawled under the sheets..pulling them over her head..he made a half-hearted effort on this his honeymoon but shouldn't have been surprised at the one finger gesture of rejection he received!