Secret Weapons

So tonight is the big game.   Cowboys v. Redskins.  I'm bringing out the secret weapons.  lol.

#HTTR

Hail to the Redskins!

My Redskins bracelet & what I'm wearing tonite!

I'm realistic.  Figure we'll need all the weapons we can get!  Enjoy the game!  :)

What I Did During Gov't Shutdown

My company isn't completely shutdown (dammit) but I did have some down time.  So what's a slightly naughty girl to do with time on her hands.  Get on Tumblr, of course!  Now I have a page there but it tends to be more silly than sexy which is why I haven't shared it here.  But I might some day.  Here are some of my favorite silly things ive run across and maybe you can get a chuckle too.

I love this commercial!  I wonder if "boobiness"  has ever been spoken in an American commercial ever before?  Oh who cares..she's so fun, and sexy, and funny, and beautiful!

Co-ed naked Twister, anyone?

Why did I spend $40 on case w stand...oh yeah I don't have one of those...lol.

She blew her own dick..that takes talent...or Photoshop!

And finally a pic of my own.  I took this the other week and it cracked me up.

I call it "Boobs with Feet"  

For some reason it made me think of these little guys...

Well there you have it...a little of what I spend doing on my time off.  Quite honestly this started off as my first drunk blog post.  I was a little tipsy last night and I got a chance to clean it up a little.  Whew!  Thank you Blogger for preview button...lol.  Thank YOU vodka for headache this morning.  Happy Hump Day everybody!

Ennui

I. AM.SO.FREAKING.BORED

I sit at home alone every night lately.  My friends are busy with their lives, kids, etc.  I understand.  They have lives...a life.  I don't lately.  I wake up, kill time for a few hours, shower and go to work.  By the time I get off from work, most people I know are in bed or at least at home for the night...as they should be.

I used to have a life.  I could go out with my friends and have dinner and drinks, go to the local 1st Friday night concerts or just get away away on the weekends.  Even on occasion take a vacation.  But that all changed in June.  I got kicked off my team at work, put on 2nd shift and my weekends no longer fall on everyone else's weekend.  It sucks.

Oh I hear ya.  I would so love to quit and find another job.  Well, that might be easy if I didn't live in an area that's had the highest unemployment for DECADES in this state!  Well, then just move.  I would love to but right now I'm stuck.  I was almost there, I had just about saved enough money when Mr. Murphy came calling and put my car in the shop for 4 weeks!  That wasn't a cheap repair!  And the car isn't fixed, the transmission is slowly dying which means even if I wanted to find another job a little further away from home I don't trust that I have reliable transportation.

But I have a decision to make now.  I've been offered a new contract at work and it's a good  opportunity, lots more money...but what it comes down to is...I HATE the work.  I know what I should do and probably will do is just suck it up and do the job, work and save enough money and then just get out.  I guess I can stand a little unhappiness now for a chance at some good things later.

Forgive me, blogosphere.  This is just my little pity party and I'm sorry I invited you.  This little tempest in a teapot (thanks Sillyone for putting the "I'm A Little Teapot" song in my head)  will blowover very quickly.   I know this was a very difficult weekend for some of my blog friends and my heart goes out to you.

Rainy days and Mondays always get me down...rainy Mondays are even worse.  Think I'm going back to bed.

FFF- 10/4-All Tucked In

Word Limit - 175
Required Word - Insistence/Insistent
Forbidden words - Bird, Bed, Beg, Big, Begin, Beguine, Bedouin
Extra Credit - Put them on vacation
Bonus Words - 25 extra if they are on their honeymoon

Don't get left out!  Advizor will let you play along!   




Kate opened the door and fell into the room with relief.  She walked over to the bed and collapsed on the edge throwing an arm over her face in dramatic fashion.  Mark caught the act out of the corner of his eye and went and sat next to her.  Bewildered he gathered her into his arms.

"What"s wrong, honey?"

She raised up and stared at him incredulously. " We were supposed to be Fred & Ginger, Barack & Michelle at the Inaugural, Etta James.. At Last...<sigh>"

"I thought our 1st dance was perfect!"   he replied confused.,,but insistent

Remembering now he became aware of his phone going off repeatedly as they danced.  He silently reached for it and oh yeah..he got it then..her "something blue" panties were vividly on display...the voluminous skirt tucked ridiculously high into her folds!!  hurriedly he tried to untuck the billowing dress from her lingerie.  But it was too late,   Everyone had seen her "ass"ets on this the most precious of days!

Much later she crawled under the sheets..pulling them over her head..he made a half-hearted effort on this his honeymoon but shouldn't have been surprised at the one finger gesture of rejection he received!

Good Girl Gone Badder

As mentioned previously I had a chance to participate in a little blog experiment conducted by Ryan over at The Ashley Madison Adventures of A Regular Guy Gone Bad.  I don't know that I've ever mentioned it but his was the first "sex" (he also writes about sports, food & music) blog I ever read.  I found him after looking for tips on how to succeed on AM.  I began reading and I was hooked by his humor and his story.

From there I was a blog-reading addict and I found lots of your wonderful blogs.  I was fascinated by this world filled with sexy, sex-positive people.  Often it was fun and lite-hearted but often deeply thought provoking.  And it was always arousing whether from the sexy pics or the amazing recounting of all your sexy adventures.

But I digress yet again.  Ryan decided he would create a profile on AM based on Forrest Gump and if you winked at him, he would write you back and provide you the full "Ryan experience."  I was curious and thought it would be fun to interact with my blog-"first."  And he didn't disappoint.

His message was fun and funny.  Intelligent and highly personalized to me as he is very familiar with my little spot of the world.  I was highly impressed and I would say it's probably the best message I've ever received from any guy on AM.  This is how it should be done!   Shocking the combo of "wanna fuck?" sent along with dick pix just doesn't do it for me.

As Ryan asked in his wrap-up what did we really learn (besides the fact he thought I was "easy"...but not in a slutty way!  thank goodness!)  I concur with his assessment...nothing really but in a way he's right.  Just be true to yourself, well "ironically true" I guess since we're all lying about something on that site.  Admittedly I don't hang out on AM much anymore but this was a fun experiment.  Thanks Ryan for the invitation to the "Ryan experience."

FFF- Sept. 27- FFF Threesome

Required Words:  Season(s), Cousin

Forbidden Words:  Ranger, Farmer, Park, Rock, Wheat, Trombone

Extra Words:  Go up to 600 words if you use both pictures in the same story.

Extra Credit:  Make us hope that winter never comes

Note:  As far as I know this is a FFF first.  I thought 2 pictures, 2 guys, one girl....mmmm the possiblities are endless.  But what two guys?  Why 2 of my favorite bloggers of course...Curious Rob and James of JF Break.  Alas James was unable to make it.  So please enjoy Rob's and my efforts.

And if you want to make it a foursome or moresome, head on over to Advizor's place for all your FFF needs.

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"Rob, do you remember that summer at camp with your cousin James?"  She looked up at him as they walked up the steep path.

"Of course!  How could I ever forget?  Now this should be isolated enough."  Looking around he couldn't see anyone for miles. He began to remove his clothes.

"Much better than the parkway.  I wanted to shove that guy off the freaking cliff!"  Cynthia said as she rapidly undressed.  "I want to finish what I started that day under the tree!"  She leaned him against the boulder kissed him deeply and dropped to her knees.  She began by licking him around the rim then running her tongue around his cock getting him slick with her saliva.  Rob moaned above her and she peeked up at him smiling.  Taking him deeply in her mouth she worked her tongue at those sensitive spots underneath.  He grew even bigger as she felt underneath and caressed his balls.

"Cynthia!  Mmm..oh God...oh Cyn!  I'm close, baby.  Oh God!  I'm gonna cum!"  His moans and groans echoed off the peaks around them, thrilling Cynthia.  She reached between her legs and began to stroke her clit as Rob finally gave her what she'd been hoping for.

They spent the entire afternoon together in the sun and no one stumbled upon them for once.  It was bliss making love in the clean mountain air.  Later as the sun went down and the air began to cool, Rob tossed her her clothes.

"Honey, what made you ask about summer camp?"

"Well, I do have that business trip to Ft. Worth coming up.  And I just thought while I'm in Texas, why not try to see James?  It's been an awfully long time since summer camp."

"I'm sure he'd make the trip up 35 to see you."

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"Cynthia!  She heard James call and she rushed into his arms giving him a tight hug and quick kiss.

He held her at arms length running his eyes up and down her body.  "My you sure have filled out in all the right places since summer camp,"  he laughed.  She swatted his arm playfully.

"C'mon you old rogue.  Let's get on the road.  You promised me the big Texas-style welcome!"

She heard James chuckle as he walked around the truck.  They caught up and it was as if the years never passed as they sped down the road.  She asked about Veronica and filled him in on all the happenings back east. Suddenly James took an exit slowing the truck, he pulled over next to a field.  "Cynthia, the truth is I've missed you and I never really thought we'd have this chance again.  Come with me," as he reached over the seat and grabbed a blanket and some wine.

They walked a bit and he stopped and pulled her into his arms.  Shedding clothes they dropped onto the blanket.  She couldn't get enough of his cock and he was fingering and lapping her to orgasm after orgasm. Suddenly she rolled over pulling him onto her.  She gasped when she felt him fill her after decades apart.  He kissed her deeply as he came inside her body.  After they lay in the sun sharing the wine.  He sat up and said "Let's go.  I have one more surprise for you."

In the truck he told her to open the glovebox.  She reached in and pulled out tickets to the Redskins-Cowboys game!  Her mouth dropped open!

"We're going straight to the stadium."  He checked his pocket for the other ticket.  There was one more surprise waiting for her.  Rob.

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Note:  Thanks to James and Rob for both playing along.  This was kind of an impulse move and it was put together literally overnight.  I really liked both pix and Rob and I had practically written the story in the first picture already.  I just finished the story the way I wanted to that day.  I really wish James was able to join us and if you haven't already, please check out The Veronica Story for more of his fabulous writing.  

I hope everyone has a terrific weekend!  

Good Girl Gone Bad

Before my first Amorous Misadventure there was the beginning on AM.  My grandmother (God rest her soul) once gave me a cute little statue of a toad and etched underneath was this: "Before you meet your handsome prince, you gotta kiss a lot of horny toads."  I don't think Grandma really got the full implication of that statement but I was young enough then, I didn't either.  But oh Grandma was wise even if she didn't realize it!  In the little over a year I've been on AM, I've received hundreds of messages, winks, pic requests, and I don't even want to know how many dicks I've seen.  I've still only actually met one person from there.

A lot of it is my location.  I live in a small town in a rural area.  I can't host and I don't have a lot of time, money or the inclination to drive an hour or two for a coffee date.  But in the real world we exist in now, it is pretty easy to get to know someone rather well in the cyber world.  Through Skype you can have any kind of date you want..coffee, wine, or "dessert"  all from the comfort of your own living room or even your own bed.   You can text or IM with someone all day at work and, of course, email. Isn't technology amazing?  So I find this is most often how my encounters play out on AM.  This isn't to say I'm not willing to meet, I am!

Even with just the one hookup, it's been fun from the beginning.  The first guy to make contact, Oliver (not his real fake name...lol) set the bar pretty high.  He is a couple hours away and for him I would totally make that drive!  He is sexy and handsome, witty and charming and so intelligent I always had to be at the top of my game.  I'll never forget our first few messages.  He had responded to a note from me about how he would have rather spent that weekend by stating something about licking whipped cream from my legs.  I happened to be standing in the break room at work when I read that.  Realizing I needed to put my lunch away, I walked over to the fridge and opened the door only to see 4 cans of whipped cream standing there!  My mouth dropped open and I busted out laughing.

It was, of course, just a coincidence...remnants from an ice cream party for the weekend shift.  But there for a second my head whipped around looking for cameras.  We both got a big kick out of it and I was a little sad when those cans finally disappeared from the fridge because Oliver seemed to vanish along with them.  But he's still around and were he to even crook his little finger at me there's no doubt, I'd go running.

Crazily enough the second guy I made serious contact with, Tyler,  featured another strange circumstance.  I was heading to NOVA (Northern VA for those outside the Beltway) last Labor Day to visit my friends and attend a concert.  I headed up the interstate excited and just couldn't wait to see my friends.  I stopped and grabbed a bite to eat at Wendy's/gas station and filled the gas tank and headed on up the road not thinking any more about it.  I got to the DC area and had a great time with my friends and Jimmy Buffett was in fine form.

After several late nights, my girlfriend crashed early.  I was still in vacation mode and raring to go.  I figured I would settle down and watch movies and fall asleep.  However, my phone chirped and I was thrilled to see it was from Tyler asking how the weekend was going.  We had exchanged a few emails but quickly progressed to texting.  As he travels a lot, I asked him where he was.  His answer shocked me a bit.  He had just got to his hotel in Florida after leaving his latest project.  In Virginia.  At an exit off interstate XX...you know the one with the Wendy's/gas station!  OMG!

He was there working on a commercial building project just a few hundred feet away as I was getting lunch and gas.  I couldn't believe it and neither could he.  If we had known, of course, we would have made the effort to get together.  I guess I never mentioned where the concert was and he thought I was going to the Richmond side of the state.  We laughed about it and wound up texting til all hours.  I was a little tipsy and ended up sending him some naughty pix.

He sent me a face pic that night and I was immediately drawn to his entirely mischievous adorable grin!  Combine that with his smart ass, sense of humor and I was a goner.  But we never have gotten any closer than that few hundred feet.  Work would bring him within driving distance to me but something would always come up for one or both of us.  Don't ever give up though.  He's recently been back in touch!  :)

There have been lots more since then and in between.  I know i've gone on and on and I did a complete 180 from where I intended to go.  I meant to write about a recent blog/AM experiment conducted by the handsome, hilarious and the ever so charming Mr. Ryan Beaumont at his place, Ashley Madison Adventures of a Regular Guy Gone Bad (long titles is one of his most endearing traits).  Hence the name of this post--I promise I wasn't trying to rip off his nom d'amour.  So I invite you back to read the 2nd part to be continued later.